Snapdragons
January 22, 2008Snapdragons have always been one of my favorite flowers. Right up there with lilacs they are. And now I find I can relate to them even more:
"I’ve entered the snapdragon part of my life. . . .Part of me has snapped. . . .And the rest of me is draggin’!"
Signs I’ve seen recently that I can relate to as well:
"I don’t skinny dip, I chunky dunk!"
"Dear IRS: I would like to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list."
"I only have a kitchen because it came with the house." (Sadly, I DO have that sign hanging in my kitchen already!)
"I don’t have hot flashes. I have short, private vacations in the Tropics."
And my personal favorite. . . .
"I’m not 40 something. . .I’m $39.95 plus shipping & handling."
A) you make the most awesome stuff in your kitchen, so I don’t wanna hear about it.
B) if you’re $39.99 plus s/h, then I’m $29.99. I like it.
Comment by taffi — January 23, 2008 @