Q & A
October 5, 2007Q: What goes pitter-patter-SPLAT ??
A: Chipmunks, vomiting children, and molasses.
Q: How does one get a chipmunk out of one’s engine?
A: Easy, you start your car. Well, with hindsight, maybe not such a great idea.
Q: What’s a sure-fire way to get your child to vomit on you in the middle of the night?
A: Strip your bed that morning, wash all your bedding (including mattress pad, sheets, blankets, comforter, pillow cases, and pillows)and stay up late that night to make your bed even though you are so exhausted you’d rather just sleep on the couch.
Q: What’s brown and sticky, runs down your oven hood and kitchen cabinets and spreads out all over your stove and countertops?
A: A jar of molasses sitting in the cupboard over the stovetop. Freaky thing, the whole bottom of the jar broke off. It’s been up there for over a year, untouched. And today, bam. . .it just breaks. And leaks. And drips.
